Typical Thanksgiving Holiday Bar Conversation
Old Classmate: Hey dude! I haven't seen you forever! Isn't it crazy seeing everyone!?
Me: Totally.
Old Classmate: Yeah man, It's great to see you! what have you been up too?
Me: You know, I'm just crazy successful.
Old Classmate: Ha ha ha, cool!
(beat)
Old Classmate: wait...really?
