January 2009
82 posts
Bollywood is Remaking Back to the Future →
OH MAN. I am so pumped for this. Back to the Future is my favorite film of all time; I own two hip shirts that make subtle references to the film and any bollywood homage has my blessing.
I’m so f**king pumped for 2009.
– me
December 2008
94 posts
EVERY 30 gig Zune died last night →
robot-heart:
vruz:whitneymcn:marco:jeffbaum:
Microsoft on their largely successful quest to redefine incompetence
the humans are dead.
Let us begin the Great Tumblr AIM Screenname...
fcukthequeen:
michaelmcgee:
thelosspeaks:
cloudymess:
oBrightestStarx
TheLosStrikesBak (though that might change soons)
michaelmcgee1
fcukthequeen
slightlyl0st
Andy Warhol interviewing a possibly high Steven Spielberg in a hotel room. Bianca Jagger is for some reason in the room. kinda nuts really.
UPDATE: Zooey Deschanel Engaged To Ben Fucking... →
lindsayneedscoffee:
drned:
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
NO. FUCKING. WAY.
i am drinking scotch tonight and not fucking shaving for weeks. That fucking guy on the right? So i had a chance all along? i’ve got “feelings” too, babe. this is totally unfair. i challenge that dude to a Feelings-Off. winner takes all, ok? i get the western shirts, the haircut, zooey deschanels hand in marriage, everything. ok?...
OUR PRESIDENT WEARS HIS HAT BACKWARDS →
Just when you thought Obama couldn’t get any more bad ass; today he comes out of the gym with his hat on backwards.
Jake, I love the tacos.
Taco Mail - one of the best from The State.
x-files (sans xzibit)
Mulder: Mr. Simpson, we want you to recreate your every move the night you saw the alien.
Homer: The evening began at the gentlemen's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Happy?
MySpace is the Walmart of social networking sites.
– Blake
last night in Monterey the crew was going to be 5 guys; it ended up being 11.
so we decided to pick teams and go about Alvarado St. in different directions and intersect throughout the evening. The plan worked to moderate success.
I hate when I’m at a bar and ‘Tiny Dancer’ comes on the...
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Me - last night in Monterey and in subsequent intervals in SF.
on presents that are
Dad: wow, mom really liked the iphone I got her!
Me: yeah, it was a lot better then that bag you got her last year.
Dad: what bag?
Me: exactly.
I find it funny when
strokesego:
a girl changes her relationshio status on facebook to “no longer in a relationship”. It sparks a chain of comments by random dudes with sad pickup lines… that is all…
good observation.
Jeez lady, anythings a present at this point.
– This is a post from my blog last year on Christmas Eve 2007:
At Borders in the Stonestown shopping mall I purchased two final presents on Christmas Eve. High School Musical 2 and a Time Magazine with Vladimir Putin on the cover as Person of the Year.
The Borders had a nice set up where a few...
For me, it's going to Rushmore.
Mr. Blume: What's the secret, Max?
Max: The secret?
Mr. Blume: Yeah, you seem to have it pretty figured out.
Max: The secret, I don't know... I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Rushmore.
On Da Season
Blake: what happened to Kevin Winwood?
Me: he changed his name to Jim and grew a beard.
Blake: what!? why did he change his name!?
Me: I don't know. I think it's crazier he grew a beard.
Today is the best day of someone's life
shinyredballoon: saintnate: livesophia:
true.